Funny Jokes

(1) kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss to miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiiss kiya

(2) Iss jahan main aae ho to,
kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,
jiss gali se guzro,
aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

(3) A man is in a hotel lobby.
he wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk,
he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 436."

(4) Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks,
but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.
One afternoon, she lit up after some love making,
and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said,
"I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth."
She asked if he ever smoked, and
he replied that he had never.Smiling and lifting her
gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
your excuse then?"

(5)Three men were drinking at a
bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said,
"For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat
and a diamond ring. This way,
if she doesn't like the fur coat
she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini
he said, "For my wife's birthday,
I'm going to buy her a designer dress
and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress
she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said,
"I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator.
This way, if she doesn't like the
T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"

(6) Girl: Im like a radio, my mouth speakers,
my left breast tuner right 1 volume.
Man: Can I try? (touched the breasts) -no sound.
Girl: U haven't plugged in yet!

(7) Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane

(8)A good friend like a good BRA Hard to find comfortable supportive
prevents u from falling hold u tight and is always close 2 ur heart