tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86030554643720424562011-04-21T14:51:27.856-07:00Latest Funny Video Clips, Funny SMS, and celebrities.jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-55515617959751545932009-05-22T22:37:00.000-07:002009-05-22T22:38:30.623-07:001) Hal-e-Dil Zuban Per Lane Se Pehle<br />Kaha usne Apna Banane Se Pehle,<br />Ke Tere Dil May Jagha Chahata Hon<br />Bata Don Tumhae Dil Lagane Se Pehle,<br />Ke main Tujh main Khud Ko Ayaan Chahta Hon<br />Bata Du Tumse Tumko Churane Se Pehle,<br />Ke Main Tere Ansoo Palkon Pe Sajana Chahta Hon<br />Bata Don Tumha Muskurane Se Pehle,<br />Ke main Tujmay Rang-e-Wafa Chahta Hon<br />Bata Du Tumhe Azmanay Se Pehle,<br />Ke Main Umer Bhar Saath Tera Chahta Hon<br />Bata don Tumhe Door Janay Se Pehle,<br /><br />2) Usko Lagata hai Key Oski Zindagi Hu Main<br />Uske Jazbaat Se Laikin Ajnabi Hu Main,<br />Wo Yaad Karta Hai Muja Tanha Tanhayion Main<br />Uski Chahat Uski Har Khushi Hu Main,<br />Wo Har Lamha Mere Pass Rehna Chahata Hai<br />Uske Khayal Se bhi door Hi Rehti hu main,<br />Us Nay Manga Hai Har Pal Mujhe Duaon Main<br />Main Usko Phir Bhi Kahan Milti Hu ,<br />Uski Aankh May Ansoo Lab Pe Hasi Ban Key<br />Har Lahma Main Hi Toa Jhalakti Hu .<br /><br />3) Utre jo teri jindgi ki gahraiyoon me hum,<br />mehfil me rehkar bhi rhe tanhaiyoon me rhe hum,<br />yeh deewangi nhi too aur kya kahe<br />insan dundte rhe perchaiyoon me hum<br /><br /><br />4) Inn aankhon se aaj kisi ka didar hua hai<br />Muddat bad dil ne ikrarar kiya hai<br />Aaj hum hi humhare bas me nahi<br />Lagta hai hume unse pyar hua hai.<br /><br /><br />5) Palko se raaste ke kaante hatha denge,<br />phool to kya hum apna dil bicha denge.<br />Tutne na denge hum is pyar ko kabhi,<br />badle me hum khud ko mita denge.<br /><br />6) Aankhon me tera hi chera,<br />hoto pe tera hi nam,<br />dil me tera hi sans chupi hai.<br />pana cahta hoon tuje,<br />apna banana cahta hoon tuje,<br />bus yahi ek aas baki hai.<br /><br />7) Bina tujhe dekhe teri tasvir bana sakta hu,<br />bina tumhe mile tera hal bta sakta hu,<br />hai meri mohabbat me itna dam ki,<br />teri aankh ka ansu apni aankh se gira sakta hu.<br /><br />8) Is kadar aapse pyar ho gaya<br />Ki ab jina bhi dushwar ho gaya<br />Aarju thi kisi ko pane ki<br />Sidha chand se didar ho gaya<br /><br />9) Teri moujudagi ab har jagah malum hoti hai.<br />Mujhe har saam jivan ki subhai maloom hoti hai.<br />Jab se dekha hai tujhko maine apne dil ki nazroan se.<br />Mujhe toa aab har shakl ab teri tarah maloom hoti hai<br /><br />10) Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,<br />Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye<br />per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,<br />Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi<br /><br />11) Teri jheel si aankhon main doob jane ko dil chahata hai,<br />tujhe ta umr dekhte jane ko dil chahata hai,<br />E kash khuda ne bakshe hote dil aur bhi hume,<br />kyonki teri har ada per dil lutane ko dil chahata hai.<br /><br />12) ye kaisa hai ehsaas,<br />tu hi tu hai dil ke paas,<br />neend hai ki aati nahin,<br />aur badhti jaati hai pyaas<br /><br />13) Ye arzoo thy ki aisa bhi kuch hua hota,<br />Meri kami ne tujhe bhi rula diya hota,<br />Main laut aata tere paas ek lamhe me,<br />Tere laboan ne mera naam to liya hota..<br /><br />14) Deewana hu tera inkaar nhi,<br />Kaise keh du ke pyar nhi,<br />Kuch shararat toa teri nazaroan main bhi thy,<br />Main akela hi gunaahgar nhi.<br /><br />15) Har aahat pe aapki talash hai ,<br />Dur rah kar bhi aap mere paas hai,<br />Itna na chaho mujhe ki dil puche ki dharkan kis ke paas hai..<br /><br />16) Meri palkon ko bass unka intezaar rehta hai ,<br />Dil ke kissi kone main unka hi pyar rehta hai,<br />Gujar rahe hain raat aur din unki yaad main ,<br />Bass hame toa unka intezaar aur pyar hi yaad rehta hai<br /><br />17) Kissi ko itna mat chaho ,<br />ke tumhari chahat uske liye majboori ban jaye,<br />Par chaho kissi ko itna ,<br />Ke tumhari chahat uske liye jaroori ban jaye<br /><br />18) Hamne socha ke ham hi chahte hain aapko,<br />Par aapke chahne waalon ka toa kafila nikla.<br />Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se,<br />Par vo khuda bhi aapka chahne waala nikla.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-5551561795975154593?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-23194555516132348652009-05-22T22:34:00.000-07:002009-05-22T22:35:56.497-07:00dewana hoon main us ki chahat mein<br />begaana hoon main us ki chahat mein<br />shab-wa-roz ka ilm nahi ab mujh ko<br />awara ho gaya hoon main us ki chahat mein<br /><br /> pal hai izhar ka<br />Ye pal hai ikrar ka<br />Ye pal hai sare bandhan tod kar<br />sirf pyar ka sirf pyar ka<br /><br />Raat ki tanhaiyon mein jab main akela hota hoon<br />To chaand se baatein karta hoon<br />Mil jaati hai teri har khabar mujhe<br />Main taaro se keh deta hoon<br />Tera aur mera rishta kuch ajeeb hai<br />Tum saans waha lete ho<br />main mehsuus yahan kar leta hoon<br /><br />Dil pe aaj yaadon ka pehra hai<br />Na jaane waqt kyun thehra-thehra hai<br />Sochta hoon tod du in zanjeero ko<br />Par aata har baar khayal tera hai<br /><br />Aapke deedar ki hume chahat hai<br />Aapke saath ki humari hasrat hai<br />Ab toh dil se bhi aati ye hi aahat hai<br />Ki aapka pyar toh jaise jannat hai<br /><br />kisi bhi mod pe hum tumhe khone nahi denge<br />juda hona chaho tum, hum juda hone nahi denge<br />jab chandni raton mein yaad hamari Aayegi<br />to hamari yadon ke woh pal tumhe sone nahi denge<br /><br />Na ho aasmaan ki pari<br />Na hi jannat ka khwaab ho<br />jo meri zindgi mei khilaa<br />ek mehakta gulaab ho<br />chehre par jaaheer hai har raaz<br />tum to khuli kitaab ho<br /><br />Dil ki kitab mein hai ek hi naam<br />Dil karta hai aapko har pal salaam<br />Agar aap ijazat de hume<br />Hum likh de aap par ek aur kalaam<br /><br />Hum to kal bhi rasool the<br />Par aaj khuda dikh gaya ek kahaanum me<br />Ab jannat mille na mille<br />Hum ja sakte hai unke liye jahaanum me<br /><br />MULAAKAAT HOTI HAI<br />TERI MAHOBBAT SE ROZ<br />BAAT NAHI HOTI HAI TUZSE<br />CHAAHE MEELTE HO ROZ<br /><br />kisi ki chahat ko saza mat dena<br />kisi ki mohabbat ko daga mat dena<br />jise tumhare bin jine ki aadat na ho<br />use kabhi lambi umar ki dua mat dena<br /><br />Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai<br />ik pal ki judai bhi muddat si lagti hai<br />pehle to nahi thi par ab zindgi ke har pal me teri<br /><br />zarurat si lagti hai<br /><br />Dil ko aapki haan ka hai intazar<br />Dil ne aapke liye sapne dekhe hai hazar<br />Dil nahi chahega ki aap kar do inkar<br />Kyuki pyar hai is dil mein aapke liye beshumaar<br /><br />Palkon ko jhukakar salam karte hai<br />Dil ki har dua aap ke nam karte hai<br />Kabul ho to muskura dena<br />Apki ek muskurahat par fida ham apni jan karte hai<br /><br />Hawa ke jhonke ki tarah aati ho<br />Na jane kya jadu kar jaati ho<br />Is dil ko saari khushiyaan dilati ho<br />Isiliye toh aap hume bahut hi bhaati ho<br /><br />Hum baithein hai aap ke karib<br />Fir bhi saath nahi mera nasib<br />Ab toh aapko nihar kar hi dil behlana padega<br />Aur uske alava kare bhi kya ye nachiz<br /><br />Ye kaali raat ka andhera<br />Ab toh aa bhi ja tu savera<br />Main fir se ho gaya hu akela<br />Dil ke har kone mein<br />Ab toh hai bas tera hi basera<br /><br />dil ke armaan badal na jaye kahin<br />aapki meethi meethi baton mein kho na jaye kahin<br />mausam suhana hai nazar badal na jaye kahin<br />humare dil mein "Aap" utar na jaye kahin<br /><br />Aapke saath mein hai ek sukoon<br />Aapke pyar mein hai ek junoon<br />Aapke liye hum baha sakte hai apna khoon<br />Aur aapko pane ko hum badal denge sare kanoon<br /><br />Aapko dekhkar aayi hai bahar<br />Aapke saath ka chhaya hai khumar<br />Aap yunhi khush aur haste rahiye<br />Hum sumjhenge pura ho gaya humara sara sansar<br /><br />Na chahte hue bhi ho gaya hume aapse pyar<br />Na chahte hue bhi hum gaye aap par dil haar<br />Na janu ye kaisi hai majhdhar<br />Ki ab toh dil ko har pal hai aap hi ka intzar<br /><br />Mausam badalte hain rut ke guzar jane se<br />pyaar badalta nahi mousam ke chale jane se<br />dharkan ban kar rehti hai hamesha wafa dil mein<br />fasale kam hote hain dilo ke mil jane se<br /><br />Ab toh aakhon se dil mein utar aaya hai aapka pyar<br />Ab toh chand se badhkar lagta hai aapka deedar<br />Is mohobbat ke samundar ki aur nahi majhdar<br />Aapse pyar karne ko hum lenge janm hazar<br /><br />Dil mein ek chhota sa aashiyana hai<br />Waha pe ek pyara sa nazrana hai<br />Par ye baat sab se chupana hai<br />Ki wahi pe toh aap ka thikaana hai<br /><br />har khushi khuda apka mukaddar kar de<br />khushi ke phool se apka daman bhar de<br />Aap jis din jis lamhe khush ho<br />khuda us lamhe ko hazaar baras karde<br /><br />Uski aahat se milti hai dil ko raahat<br />Uski khushboo se chha jata hai jaadu<br />Dil ki har hasrat ho jaye poori<br />Agar khatam ho jaye hamare beech doori<br /><br />Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga<br />to khud bhi ise ajmaya hoga<br />humari to aukaat hi kya is ishq ke samne<br />is ishq ne to khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga<br /><br />poochho mere dil se wo bekaraar tha kitna<br />wo subha kya ajeeb thi jab deedar huya tha unka<br />kaise kaate the lamhe ab tak sirf deed ko tere<br />main bayaan nahi kar sakta ki tha intezaar kitna<br /><br />tujhe kya sunaau main dilruba<br />tere samne mera haal hai<br />teri ek nazar ki baat hai<br />meri zindgi ka sawaal hai<br /><br />Sirf aankhon se mohabbat nahi hoti<br />gustakhi kisi ki adat nahi hoti<br />Log karte hain ise tab bhi<br />jab unhen iski ijazat nahi hoti<br /><br />Yeh Unki Bhi Aankhon Ka Kusur Hai<br />Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi<br />Woh Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Mein Shamil Hai<br />Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Unki Mehfil Hai<br /><br />PHIR AAJ KOI GHAZAL TERE NAAM NA HO JAYE<br />AAJ KAHI LIKHTE LIKHTE SHAAM NA HO JAYE<br />KAR RAHE HAI INTZAAR TERE IZHAR-E-MOHABBAT KA<br />ISI INTEZAAR ME ZINDAGI TAMAM NA HO JAYE<br /><br />WAQT MILE TO HUME YAAD KAR LENA<br />PAL PAL NA SAHI DIN MEIN EK BAAR KAR LENA<br />ASHIQ HONGE AAP KE HAZAAR<br />HUM BHI EK HAI ITNA YAAD KAR LENA<br /><br />Dard hota nahi duniya ko dikhane ke liye<br />har koi rota nahi aansu bahane ke liye<br />ruthne ka mazaa to tab aata hai<br />jab apna ho koi manane ke liye<br /><br />APNI MOHABBAT KO SUNAOON KAISE<br />CHOT LAGI HAI DIL PE ZAMANE KO DIKHAOON KAISE<br />TAQDEER MEIN LIKHE HAI ANSU ZINDAGI BHAR<br />PHIR KISI MEHFIL MEIN MUSKURAOON KAISE<br /><br />wafadar the hum<br />jafa na kar sake<br />unke har sitam pe<br />khafa na ho sake<br /><br />ek nazar me hi ikarar ho gaya<br />ek nazar me ye dil gunehgar ho gaya<br />socha tha shikayat karunga aapki khuda se<br />par kudha ko bhi aapse pyaar ho gaya<br /><br />rulana har kisi ko ata hai<br />hasana kisi kisi ko ata hai<br />rula ke jo mana le wo sacha yaar hai<br />aur jo rula ke khud bhi ansu bahaye<br />woh apka sacha pyar hai<br /><br />Reh na paoge kabhi humko bhula kar dekh lena aap<br />Yaqeen nahin aata to aazma kar dekh lena aap<br />Har jagah mehsoos hogi kami hamari<br />Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lenaa aap<br /><br />ERI JUDAI KA NASHA AB TAK HAI IN AANKHO ME<br />SHARAB KYA PEENA US GAM KO BHULANE KE LIYE<br />SAB RASMEIN BHI NIBHAYI MUSKURANE KI MAINE<br />SIRF TERI YAAD KAAFI HAI RULANE KE LIYE<br /><br />KISI KE WAADE PAR HUM ZINDAGI TABAH KAR BAITHE<br />DEEWANGI MEIN YE KAISA GUNAAH KAR BAITHE<br />EK CHAND KI AARZU KE LIYE<br />HUM APNI RAATO KO AMAAWAS BANA BAITHE<br /><br />Jo humse har baar nigaahein pher lete hain<br />Unhein hum band aakhoan se bhi dekh lete hain<br /><br />Dil ko aadat ho gayi jhuth kehne ki<br />bheegi palkon ke sang muskurane ki<br />kash anzam hum pehle jaan lete<br />toh shayad koshish na karte dil lagane ki<br /><br />NA JANE KYUN KOI HUMSE KHAFA REHTA HAI<br />BINA KOI WAJAH HUMSE DOOR REHTA HAI<br />KOI JA KE UNKO BATA DE<br />UNKI MUSKAAN SE HUMARI ANKHO MEIN NOOR REHTA HAI<br /><br />WO DARD HI KYA JO ANKHO SE BEH JAYE<br />WO KHUSHI HI KYA JO HOTHON PE REH JAYE<br />KABHI TO SAMJHO KHAMOSHI KO HAMARI<br />WO BAAT HI KYA JO ASANI SE ALFAAZ KEH JAYE<br /><br />MERE JINE KE LIYE TERA ARMAN HI KAFI HAI<br />DIL KI KALAM SE LIKHI DASTAN HI KAFI HAI<br />TEER-O-TALWAR KI TUJHKO KYA ZAROORAT AYE NAZNEEN<br />QTAL KARNE KE LIYE TERI MUSKAN HI KAFI HAI<br /><br />Woh kehte hai majboor hoon main<br />Na chahtey huye bhi tumse door hoon main<br />Churali hai jisne dhadkane humari<br />Phir bhi kehte hai bekasoor hoon main<br /><br />nazro se nazre mili<br />nazro ne nazro se baatein hai ki<br />isme dil ka kya kasur<br />na ham tumse kuchh keh sake<br />na tum hamse kuchh keh sake<br />phir bhi ek rishta hai jarur<br />isme dil ka kya kasur<br /><br />Tera hi intazaar hai mujhko aaj bhi<br />Aayega tu zaroor, vishwas hai mujhko aaj bhi<br />Tera Dil bhi Dhadakta hai mere liye<br />Ehsaas hai uska mere dil ko aaj bhi<br /><br />Jeete ji hum to teri ho naa paye<br />shayad maut hi mila de humko tumse<br />Par darte hai kahin us waqt bhi<br />annkhen pher naa le tum humse<br /><br />naa jane kya ho gaya humko<br />raat ko neend nahi aati<br />aankhen bandh karte hai sone ko<br />par tasveer unki nahi jati<br />chalo neend naa sahi<br />kaash Maut hi aa jati<br /><br />Suna Hai Har Mausam Ka Apna Andaz Hota hai<br />Aur Har Sharab Ka Apna Nasha Hota hai<br />Suna Hai Pyar Ek Hi Baar Hota hai<br />Woh Kehte Hai Har Pyar Ka Apna Andaz Hota hai<br /><br />shikwa uski yaadon se is tarha kiya hamne<br />hansti hui shamma ko rula diya humne<br />ik lamha diya tha usne jine ke liye<br />aur usme zindagi ko bita diya hamne<br /><br />Pani Se Pyaas Na Bujhi<br />toh Maikhane Ki taraf Chal Nikla<br />Socha Shikayat Karun Teri Khudha Se<br />Par Khudha bhi Tera Ashiq Nikla<br /><br />KABHI HASATA HAI PYAAR<br />KABHI RULATA HAI PYAAR<br />HAR PAL KI YAAD DILATA HAI YE PYAAR<br />TUM MUJHE CHAHO YA NA CHAHO<br />PAR AAPKE HONE KA EHSAAS DILATA HAI YEH PYAAR<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-2319455551613234865?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-42418135668356267052008-11-04T22:50:00.000-08:002008-11-04T22:59:42.112-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SRFESU42jJI/AAAAAAAAAS0/WfepIMEklk4/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SRFESU42jJI/AAAAAAAAAS0/WfepIMEklk4/s320/1.jpg" alt="" 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214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SRFCj9e92oI/AAAAAAAAAQM/kixX9pQwwjw/s320/21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265062624940120706" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SRFCf70x9pI/AAAAAAAAAQE/ruRahYMiMCk/s1600-h/22.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SRFCf70x9pI/AAAAAAAAAQE/ruRahYMiMCk/s320/22.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265062555775268498" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-4241813566835626705?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-42554740611467212942008-11-01T00:00:00.000-07:002008-11-03T04:43:26.925-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">(1) What's the difference between a fly &amp; a mosquito?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Simple!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Where is Pop corn?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(3) Why is the River Rich?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> It has two Banks!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(4) What do computers like to eat?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Chips!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> She had a Bright Student.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Velocity = Constant)</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ……….</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha …….</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> MICROSOFT ( My- Crow – Soft )</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(8) Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Phirangi girl...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bloody Desi...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and all.....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Jab Dil hee toot gaya....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">toh GK kya karenge ....</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(9) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(10) A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'... Why???</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Because F=ma (Newton 's Second Law)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(11) A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(12) Who is called female Java?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Java'Gal' Srinath</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(13) 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Because it was a HIT song.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-4255474061146721294?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-37789323506728842322008-10-15T00:29:00.000-07:002008-10-15T00:43:24.395-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-weight: bold;">Machu Picchu, Peru</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWd3jMRCcI/AAAAAAAAAO0/ftuqIe2viMY/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-001-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWd3jMRCcI/AAAAAAAAAO0/ftuqIe2viMY/s320/the-new-7-wonders-001-1.jpg" alt="Machu Picchu, Peru" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257281717689977282" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>The Great Wall, China</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdvW6oZ8I/AAAAAAAAAOs/Qm25EjtZVLA/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-002-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdvW6oZ8I/AAAAAAAAAOs/Qm25EjtZVLA/s320/the-new-7-wonders-002-1.jpg" alt="The Great Wall, China" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257281576955832258" border="0" /></a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Petra, Jordan</strong><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdpS4hoSI/AAAAAAAAAOk/bnxJO7LJxBQ/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-003-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdpS4hoSI/AAAAAAAAAOk/bnxJO7LJxBQ/s320/the-new-7-wonders-003-1.jpg" alt="Petra, Jordan" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257281472794042658" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Christ Redeemer, Brazil</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdiiG0nnI/AAAAAAAAAOc/liKPHjYDTzU/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-004-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdiiG0nnI/AAAAAAAAAOc/liKPHjYDTzU/s320/the-new-7-wonders-004-1.jpg" alt="Christ Redeemer, Brazil" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257281356621454962" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>The Taj Mahal, India</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdIylIOhI/AAAAAAAAAOU/vFoUwmMkQn4/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-005-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWdIylIOhI/AAAAAAAAAOU/vFoUwmMkQn4/s320/the-new-7-wonders-005-1.jpg" alt="The Taj Mahal, India" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257280914366937618" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Chichen Itza, Mexico</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWc8dj6NxI/AAAAAAAAAOM/K1jFPiuTwdg/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-006-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWc8dj6NxI/AAAAAAAAAOM/K1jFPiuTwdg/s320/the-new-7-wonders-006-1.jpg" alt="Chichen Itza, Mexico" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257280702566250258" border="0" /></a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>The Roman Colosseum, Italy</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWc1tKYABI/AAAAAAAAAOE/gHuHqI-W_Lg/s1600-h/the-new-7-wonders-007-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWc1tKYABI/AAAAAAAAAOE/gHuHqI-W_Lg/s320/the-new-7-wonders-007-1.jpg" alt="The Roman Colosseum, Italy" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257280586495033362" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-3778932350672884232?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-82762659159221669872008-10-14T23:59:00.000-07:002008-10-15T00:45:00.202-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">See these artist works.. they are thinking out of box and have come up with wounder drawings... I'm sure you'll like these drawings very much as i do...<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWXJFMv2wI/AAAAAAAAAN8/DKpJbL4oMTM/s1600-h/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWXJFMv2wI/AAAAAAAAAN8/DKpJbL4oMTM/s320/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257274322295184130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWXDZo3cVI/AAAAAAAAAN0/AvgyrP2LNLA/s1600-h/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWXDZo3cVI/AAAAAAAAAN0/AvgyrP2LNLA/s320/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257274224702615890" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWW5Y8NUFI/AAAAAAAAANs/Yp2LiHE4ik8/s1600-h/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWW5Y8NUFI/AAAAAAAAANs/Yp2LiHE4ik8/s320/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257274052716613714" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWWthkMEVI/AAAAAAAAANk/9H1Or22iaVM/s1600-h/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2O0SCET8Tto/SPWWthkMEVI/AAAAAAAAANk/9H1Or22iaVM/s320/self-drawing-interactive-macacolandia-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257273848873357650" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-1209142583956542336?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-30036100570607966602008-05-22T20:35:00.000-07:002008-09-29T22:20:55.228-07:00<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1778024/the_russian_girl_dances.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1778024/the_russian_girl_dances/">The Russian Girl Dances</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">For more funny movies, click here</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-3003610057060796660?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8603055464372042456.post-34199073465100331182008-04-01T03:34:00.000-07:002008-10-15T00:52:36.195-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">(1) kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ek hum hai jisne her kiss to miss kiya,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiiss kiya</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(2) Iss jahan main aae ho to,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">jiss gali se guzro,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(3) A man is in a hotel lobby.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">he wants to ask the clerk a question.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">As he turns to go to the front desk,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">he accidentally bumps into a woman</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">beside him and as he does,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">his elbow goes into her breast.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">They are both quite startled.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The man turns to her and says,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">your breast, I know you'll forgive me."</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm in room 436."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(4) Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">One afternoon, she lit up after some love making,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and he said, "You really ought to quit."</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">She, getting tired of his nagging, said,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">He replied, "But they stunt your growth."</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">She asked if he ever smoked, and</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">he replied that he had never.Smiling and lifting her</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">your excuse then?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(5)Three men were drinking at a</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and a diamond ring. This way,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">if she doesn't like the fur coat</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">As the attorney was drinking his martini</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">he said, "For my wife's birthday,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm going to buy her a designer dress</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and a gold bracelet.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This way, if she doesn't like the dress</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">she will still love me because</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">she got the gold bracelet."</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This way, if she doesn't like the</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(6) Girl: Im like a radio, my mouth speakers,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">my left breast tuner right 1 volume.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Man: Can I try? (touched the breasts) -no sound.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl: U haven't plugged in yet!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(7) Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(8)A good friend like a good BRA Hard to find comfortable supportive</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">prevents u from falling hold u tight and is always close 2 ur heart</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8603055464372042456-3419907346510033118?l=1jasveersingh.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jazzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17994618995394507077noreply@blogger.com0